BLARGH.
I might be going a little crazy. Other than a trip to Wal-Mart yesterday and a quick stroll around the neighborhood this morning, I haven't left this basement in two days.
That is not good for my health. Or productivity. CURSE YOU, SICKNESS!! While everyone else is out there being all cool and getting the H1N1 Virus, I'm getting Bronchitis and Strep Throat. That probably means I'll get the Swine Flu in February or something when it's totally out of style.
I'm always behind on these trends.
Oh well. The good thing about sickness is that it makes any type of hermit behavior seem normal and admirable, even!
"I didn't go to church today because I didn't want to infect the innocent and very special people in the ward." "Good for you. Way to look out for others."
I know. I'm frickin' Mother Teresa.
So, while I'm stuck in my basement, I'll take the opportunity to watch the first season of Heroes, which I have been planning on watching for a few years. I've watched 11 in the course of two days. Pathetic, right? What makes it even more pathetic is that the site I'm using to watch it gives you a time limit and informs you when you've exceeded that limit. "You have watched 72 minutes of this show. Please wait 54 minutes."
Nothing makes you feel worse than when your computer says, "Haven't you had enough, young lady? Maybe you should go do something productive for the next hour."
Shove it, Mac. And bring me a popsicle.
3 comments:
Cabin fever at it's finest; feel better soon. ...yes... it's that easy. :-)
A hermit's ranting tantrum about being forced into hermitude--not sure if that's a real word, but I'm sticking with it. Quite the paradox you've got there. Love it.
Thanks for making me cool. Cool people like me (with Swine Flu) need un-cool people like you (with Strep/Bronchitis) to be cool.
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