Saturday, August 29, 2009

If I you weren't a kind institute teacher, I would kick you.

This was an actual conversation I had with a well-meaning institute teacher the other day:

Teacher: Weren't you engaged a little while ago? Did that fall through?

Me: ...Nope. Pretty sure I wasn't engaged.

Teacher: Oh. You were close, though, right?

Me: Nope. Not even close.

Teacher: Well, you're dating someone now, right?

Me: No

Teacher: Weren't you dating someone fairly recently?

Me: No sir.

Teacher: Oh. *beat* Those boys are just dumb.

Me: See ya!

In my head, I wanted to say, "Thanks for the feel-good conversation. We'll have to have another one of these soon."

4 comments:

Jeff said...

Ugh! That is so frustrating! Haha

Angie said...

Frustrating? Yes. Hilarious because it wasn't me? HELL YES! :) (sorry, but heck just didn't cut it)

Mel said...

Is there a possibility that you have a twin/clone roaming around that you haven't met? Maybe you need to plan a trip to Camp Inch to meet her (Parent Trap.)

Jarom X said...

It's the kind of story you can't just buy anymore.

 

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