Continuing on with my letters to drivers:
Dear People Who Drive Cadillac Escalades,
Whenever I see you, all I can think is, "That person has far more money than he has class." Seriously. You spent $62,000 to $85,000 on a glorified Suburban?
Whatever floats your boat, man. Dear People Who Drive Brightly-Colored Volkswagen Beetles,
When I see you, all I can think is, "Whoever is driving that must have been a really cool and rich 17-year old girl...about 7 years ago."
My apologies if you're some 45-year-old dude. But, really, why are you driving that?Now, granted, I drive a '96 Hyundai Elantra, but that's because I have no money. Maybe that's why my soul hurts a little when people with money buy blechy cars. (Yes, blechy is now a word.)
3 comments:
Can we add H2's to the list?
let's add the VW Jetta
I like your style. You're a classy broad. So, it's really too bad that you're not driving a broad, luxury vehicle.
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