I watched "Taken" (the movie) again last night, and I realized two things:
1) I think I need to learn how to completely incapacitate someone with only an arm-chop to the neck. It came in very handy for Liam Neeson, after all.
2) I am very grateful that I am just an ordinary-looking brunette, and not a gorgeous, buxom blonde. Those are the people who get kidnapped, after all. Us moderately normal-looking girls get left alone. Let's face it--I don't think anyone in the sex-slave trade would pay much for this:
(Will you be my friend?)
I could be wrong, though. (I'm not.)
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The first time I read this, my mind read "Taren" instead of "Taken" in the first sentence. I visited the post again, later in the day, when my mind was actually working, and it made much more sense.
I totally thought your first line said, "I watched Taren last night" and I thought, "They have the weirdest roommate relationship ever."
Ha ha. Okay, fine. I'll make a change to the post or something. Geez, people. ;-)
Hey, I have no doubts that a gorgeous, buxom blonde such as Taren could incapacitate someone with only an arm-chop to the neck.
So true, Mel. Anyone who tries to kidnap Taren will definitely regret it.
I've an assignment for you in three easy steps:
1. Simply be the victim of an attempted mugging.
2. Use one mean, well-placed throat-chop to incapacitate the would-be mugger.
3. Post an exciting entry detailing your experience.
That is all...
i think this post works much better with, "I watched Taren last night"...
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