Thanks for all your participation during Hermit Month. I feel that we all pulled together really well and found the true spirit of hermithood.
Apparently, for me, that spirit consists of lots of bubble baths, sweets, reading, movie-watching, and lots of sleep. Lots and lots of glorious, uninterrupted, warm sleep.
What contributed to this obscene amount of sleep, you may be asking yourself? Let me introduce you to my new best friend: the electric blanket.
How is it that it has taken me 23 years to fall in love with such a brilliant invention? It's absolutely glorious! So glorious, in fact, that it takes every ounce of willpower for me to drag my useless body out of bed every morning.
Hence, my sleep time has greatly increased. Oh, and according to some (most likely bogus) study I discovered, my new best friend is going to make me gain weight. Stupid scientists. They take the fun out of everything.
Next thing you know, they'll be telling me that it's a bad idea to make toast in the tub. *Jules chuckles.* Foolish scientists.
Well, I'm going to go make some cinnamon toast and take a bubble bath. Maybe I'll take my electric blanket in there with me.
Happy Hermit-ing.
2 comments:
I think I need one of those. It's like the "cool thing" to say that you just LOVE getting into a cold bed in the winter cause it means you are badass or something but that is one badass admission I never make. I HATE getting into a cold bed. HATE IT. Maybe I'll ask for one of those for my birthday.
P.S. I do LOVE me some cinnamon toast - that just knocked my badass rating down quite a few notches too didn't it?
Pretty sure there has been a study on how repeated hot bubble baths will give you cancer. Heck, there has probably been one of those studies for cinnamon toast as well! I can see the new headline now, "Scientists discover that living leads to cancer."
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