If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me the "Why aren't you married?" question, I would have...at least enough to go get me a burger and fries.
And, frankly, I could use a burger and fries right now.
So, if you've asked me this question, cough up that dollar!
Seriously.
...I'm waiting.
*Sigh* Fine. Since people are obviously being VERY stingy with the dollars that I have RIGHTFULLY EARNED, I'll tell you about the most recent people to ask me why I haven't found matrimonial bliss:
My sweet kindergartners.
"Why aren't you married?"
"I just haven't found the right guy yet."
"Well, you need to find him. You need to get married tomorrow!"
"I can't find a man by tomorrow, silly!"
"Well, in two weeks. In two weeks, I'm going to ask you, and you'd better be married!"
Alright, friends. I have two weeks to find me a husband. Anyone, anyone?
I think I'm going to fail my homework assignment.
Friday, March 12, 2010
Worst assignment ever.
Posted by Jules at 11:05 PM
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A kindergartener's idea of two weeks is probably a little skewed--hopefully, it's in your favor. Or, maybe he'll forget about the assignment altogether.
At least the kiddos aren't asking you if or WHY (?) you are preggo. If I had a dollar for that...... :)
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