Friday, March 12, 2010

Worst assignment ever.

If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me the "Why aren't you married?" question, I would have...at least enough to go get me a burger and fries.

And, frankly, I could use a burger and fries right now.

So, if you've asked me this question, cough up that dollar!

Seriously.

...I'm waiting.

*Sigh*  Fine.  Since people are obviously being VERY stingy with the dollars that I have RIGHTFULLY EARNED, I'll tell you about the most recent people to ask me why I haven't found matrimonial bliss:

My sweet kindergartners.

"Why aren't you married?"

"I just haven't found the right guy yet."

"Well, you need to find him.  You need to get married tomorrow!"

"I can't find a man by tomorrow, silly!"

"Well, in two weeks.  In two weeks, I'm going to ask you, and you'd better be married!"

Alright, friends.  I have two weeks to find me a husband.  Anyone, anyone?

I think I'm going to fail my homework assignment.

4 comments:

Mel said...

A kindergartener's idea of two weeks is probably a little skewed--hopefully, it's in your favor. Or, maybe he'll forget about the assignment altogether.

Whitney said...

At least the kiddos aren't asking you if or WHY (?) you are preggo. If I had a dollar for that...... :)

Andi Sri Suriati Amal said...

My Parenting Library

Anonymous said...

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