Wednesday, February 1, 2012

I Saw. I Learned. I Blogged.

A few things I've learned over the last few months (in no particular order):

  • There are far too many shades of red.  (Cranberry?  Red delicious?  Barn red?  Antique red?  Heirloom red?  ARGH!  Which one do I want?)
  • Postponing the inevitable is sometimes really lame.  And prevents you from getting the Twitter name you want.
  • Even if the puppy has just barely peed, there is no guarantee that she will not pee all over your Sunday clothes the moment you pick her up.  
  • The cure for depression may be this clip right here. 
  • The DMV is the government's substitution for cruel and unusual punishment.
  • I do not like living out of a suitcase and therefore will never fulfill my dream of being a rock star.  (I also don't drink or party, so I guess that dream was doomed from the get-go.)
  • Two people is the perfect number for Disneyland.  You always know who to ride with, you always have someone to talk to, you don't have to worry about keeping a big group together.  Perfect.  The only thing that could improve it is if one of you is in a wheel chair.  (Temporarily, of course.)
  • You can judge a bad fruit salad based on the number of honeydew melon and cantaloupe chunks inside said salad.  And the lack of strawberries.
  • The Food Network is either my greatest friend or worst enemy.  I can't decide.
And, last but not least:
When planning a wedding, it helps to have a family full of wonderful people who are excited to help.  And who know how to decorate.  And, the best part about wedding planning is when everything is over and done with.  



Kim said...

You NAILED it with the DMV comment. I wholeheartedly agree.

Taren said...

Hi. I love this.


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