Sometimes change is not for the best.
Has anyone had the experience of teaching a bunch of elementary school students lately? Anyone? Ah. Yes, I can tell from your frazzled hair and the twitch in your eye. You, my friend, have walked the hard road and know what it's like. There's nothing like trying to corral a bunch of grubby-handed know-it-all kids while at the same time trying to teach them oodles of information and trick them into thinking it's fun. Oh, and let's not forget that we want to refrain from hurting the self esteem of the poor little kidlets.
Bah. How about we go back to the good ol' paddling system for the wee ones? Remember the "Save the Rod, Spoil the Child" motto? Let's just give them "a few light slams now and then" and send them on their way. Look how well the system works in this picture:
Ah, how sweet. Everyone's smiling! Let's bring it back. Right now. I'm taking a paddle with me to school tomorrow. Or, I'm bringing this guy with me. "Come along, kiddie winkies!"
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
:-)
(By the way, I actually really do like children. I do, I promise...)
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
The Good Ol' Days....
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I'm kind of disgruntled that I followed that link!
oh dear...
That child catcher would never work. You know you can't bring those "foods of no nutritional value" into schools anymore. We wouldn't want the kiddies to get fat now, would we? (Because everyone knows that the obesity epidemic is caused by teachers handing out skittles as rewards.)
you hate children.
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